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(Message started by: JimLaff on Jul 18^th, 2007, 2:48pm)

Title: Church
Post by JimLaff on Jul 18^th, 2007, 2:48pm

> Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have
forgiven your enemies?"
> 80% held up their hands.
> The Minister then repeated his question.
> All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
> "Mrs. Jones?" "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
> "I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
> "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
> "Ninety-eight." she replied
> "Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a
person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"
> The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said: "I out-lived the Bitches"

Title: Re: Church
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jul 18^th, 2007, 8:14pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] Priceless

Title: Re: Church
Post by Rosybabe on Jul 18^th, 2007, 9:48pm

last to laugh gets the biggest laugh! [smiley=laugh.gif]