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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Jul 17^th, 2007, 9:41pm)

Title: Little old lady
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jul 17^th, 2007, 9:41pm

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.

"F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money"
and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his
foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said.
"Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all overher hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t from your carpet,
Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f***ing good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."

Title: Re: Little old lady
Post by Rosybabe on Jul 17^th, 2007, 10:03pm

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Little old lady
Post by MR_FLOOR on Jul 17^th, 2007, 11:59pm

;;D