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(Message started by: aubmari on Jul 17^th, 2007, 6:33pm)

Title: Crusty old Biker
Post by aubmari on Jul 17^th, 2007, 6:33pm

CRUSTY OLD BIKER

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

HAND-JOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

Title: Re: Crusty old Biker
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jul 17^th, 2007, 7:08pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Crusty old Biker
Post by Rosybabe on Jul 17^th, 2007, 7:22pm

oh, my dirty mind!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Crusty old Biker
Post by andrewjb on Jul 29^th, 2007, 8:56pm

[smiley=laugh.gif].