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(Message started by: Yorky on Jul 16^th, 2007, 3:46pm)

Title: how to last longer
Post by Yorky on Jul 16^th, 2007, 3:46pm

An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he called his doctor for advice.

The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office.

He thought about the bog, but that was too open.

He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.

Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his car over on the side of the motorway.

He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the car.

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.

He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"

He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your car rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.

Title: Re: how to last longer
Post by andrewjb on Jul 17^th, 2007, 6:39am

:o, [smiley=laugh.gif].

Title: Re: how to last longer
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jul 17^th, 2007, 7:09pm

Oop's :o

Title: Re: how to last longer
Post by alienspacebabe on Jul 17^th, 2007, 7:13pm

Men, sheesh! Like it would possibly have been more embarrassing to just ask her? [smiley=nono.gif] [smiley=smokin.gif]

Title: Re: how to last longer
Post by Rosybabe on Jul 17^th, 2007, 7:24pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: how to last longer
Post by sldrswyfe on Jul 20^th, 2007, 1:59pm

;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: how to last longer
Post by MR_FLOOR on Jul 22^nd, 2007, 11:14pm

Yorky you have awesome jokes ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: how to last longer
Post by Turts on Jul 23^rd, 2007, 4:16pm

[smiley=slowlaugh.gif]

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