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(Message started by: ordinary_joe on Jul 8^th, 2007, 11:34pm)

Title: Baby's Check Up
Post by ordinary_joe on Jul 8^th, 2007, 11:34pm

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

Breast-fed" she replied.

Well, I think we need to take a look at you. Would you mind stripping down to to your waist?" the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his grandmother, but, I'm glad I came

Title: Re: Baby's Check Up
Post by sandie99 on Jul 9^th, 2007, 3:45am

:-X ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]