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(Message started by: ordinary_joe on Jul 8^th, 2007, 11:18pm)

Title: The Nut Shop
Post by ordinary_joe on Jul 8^th, 2007, 11:18pm

A tongue-tied man goes into a nut shop, and
the first thing he notices is that the guy
behind the counter has the largest nose he's
ever seen in his life. The tongue-tied guy
quickly turns his attention to the merchandise,
and asks, "Ess-tues me, ser?"

"Yes, sir," replied the clerk.

Tould you tale me how mutsh your pisstasheos
arr?"

Pistachios? They're six dollars a pound."

SSit!" the tongue-tied guy goes back to browsing,
and then asks, "Welp, how mutsh arr your
aahhmons?"

"Almonds? They're seven fifty a pound."

"SSIT! Tas pensive," replied the tongue-tied man.
"Welp, how bout your pikanns?"

"Pecans? They're on sale today. They're only
four fifty a pound."

"Welp, Ssit. Just div me a pound of dose dhen."

Alright then," says the clerk, and begins bagging
up a pound of pecans.

Then, the tongue-tied guy says to the clerk,
"Sirr, I just wana tay tank you fo not maken
phun of de way I talk, cauz I tan't hep it."

The clerk replies with a smile. "Oh sir, you
don't have to thank me for that. I don't make
fun of anybody, for anything! I don't know if
you noticed, or not, but I have been told that I have a rather large
nose."

The tongue-tied guy replies, "Oh, is dat your
noze? I tought it wuz your penis since your
nutz arr so damn high."

Title: Re: The Nut Shop
Post by MR_FLOOR on Jul 14^th, 2007, 1:01am

[smiley=eek.gif]That was bad Joe.

Dave

Title: Re: The Nut Shop
Post by Rosybabe on Jul 17^th, 2007, 7:38pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]that is just plain cruel!