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(Message started by: ordinary_joe on Jul 8^th, 2007, 10:37pm)

Title: Harvey and Gladys
Post by ordinary_joe on Jul 8^th, 2007, 10:37pm

Harvey and Gladys Goldman are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in
front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself. "You
know, Harvey," she comments. "I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient
creature. My face is all wrinkled; my arms and legs are as flabby as popped
balloons, and...My butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the
Hindenburg!"

She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one
positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."

Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "well...there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

Services for Harvey Goldman will be held Tuesday morning at 10:30 at Beth
Israel Synagogue.