Clusterheadaches.com Message Board


    
      
        Clusterheadaches.com Message Board
        (http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi)
      

        Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> United States Postal Service Hiring Interview
        
(Message started by: ordinary_joe on Jul 8^th, 2007, 10:34pm)

Title: United States Postal Service Hiring Interview
Post by ordinary_joe on Jul 8^th, 2007, 10:34pm

A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment"
and then the interviewer asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes 100%.. a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours
are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M. "

"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours
we sit around scratching our balls......no point in you coming in for that."