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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Jul 8^th, 2007, 8:50pm)

Title: The Fireman And The Little Girl
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jul 8^th, 2007, 8:50pm

A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station
when he notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with
little ladders hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled
in the middle.

The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart
tied to a dog and a cat. The fire-fighter walks over to take a
closer look:

"That's a lovely fire engine,' he says admiringly.
'Thanks,' says the little girl. The fireman looks closer and
notices the little girl has tied one of the cart's strings to the
dog's collar and one to the cat's testicles.

'Little colleague,' says the fire-fighter, 'I don't want to tell
you how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope
around the cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster.'

The little girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the
dog and at the cat, then looks into the fireman's eyes and says:

'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a fucking siren,would I?'

Title: Re: The Fireman And The Little Girl
Post by MR_FLOOR on Jul 14^th, 2007, 2:32am

;;D

Title: Re: The Fireman And The Little Girl
Post by sandie99 on Jul 14^th, 2007, 6:19am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Fireman And The Little Girl
Post by Rosybabe on Jul 17^th, 2007, 7:32pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] That is so cruel!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Fireman And The Little Girl
Post by aubmari on Jul 18^th, 2007, 11:42am

cruel but funny! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Fireman And The Little Girl
Post by Turts on Jul 23^rd, 2007, 4:30pm

I started laughing half way thru

Good stuff. I needed that one!!!

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: The Fireman And The Little Girl
Post by Yorky on Jul 23^rd, 2007, 4:39pm

;;D ;;D ;;D