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(Message started by: Redd on Jul 7^th, 2007, 8:16am)

Title: The 7 Dwarfs in Rome
Post by Redd on Jul 7^th, 2007, 8:16am

The 7 dwarfs went to the Vatican for a tour,
and because they were THE SEVEN DWARFS,
they were granted an audience to see the Pope.
Dopey went in first, leading the pack.

"Son," said the Pope, "What can I do for you?"

Dopey replies, "Excuse me, your Excellency,
but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question,
gives it some thought for a moment, and answers,
"No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

Behind him, a few of the dwarfs started giggling.
Dopey turns, and frowns at them, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any
dwarf nuns anywhere else in Europe?"

The Pope very puzzled now, again pauses for a
moment, and then answers, "No, Dopey, there
are no dwarf nuns at all in Europe."

This time, all the other dwarfs erupt in laughter.
Once again, Dopey turns around and silences
them again, with a very angry glare and stare.

Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Dear
Mr. Pope, SIR. Are there ANY dwarf nuns
ANYWHERE in the entire world?"

"I'm sorry, my son, but there are no
dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

At this point, the other dwarfs collapse onto the
floor, rolling and laughing, tears running down
their cheeks. Then they began chanting, "Dopey
screwed a penguin!! Dopey screwed a penguin!!"

Title: Re: The 7 Dwarfs in Rome
Post by Rosybabe on Jul 7^th, 2007, 9:45pm

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