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(Message started by: Redd on Jun 19th, 2007, 8:27pm)

Title: Latex gloves...
Post by Redd on Jun 19th, 2007, 8:27pm
A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was
looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he
put on his gloves.

"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

"No, I don't" she replied


"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank
of latex. Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size."

She didn't crack a smile. "Oh well, I tried," he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental
procedure, she burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" he asked.

"I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.

Title: Re: Latex gloves...
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jun 19th, 2007, 8:56pm
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

The imagination could run wild here.

Title: Re: Latex gloves...
Post by andrewjb on Jun 19th, 2007, 10:07pm
[smiley=laugh.gif].

Title: Re: Latex gloves...
Post by michael on Jun 20th, 2007, 2:47am
Thats why they were always too big for me.   :D

Title: Re: Latex gloves...
Post by Rosybabe on Jun 22nd, 2007, 3:16pm
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
what? the gloves or....??  :'( [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Latex gloves...
Post by George_J on Jun 30th, 2007, 10:42am

on 06/20/07 at 02:47:14, michael wrote:
Thats why they were always too big for me.   :D


Huh.  I've always had the opposite problem, and that's no picnic either.

.......Gloves, okay?   ;;D

Title: Re: Latex gloves...
Post by MR_FLOOR on Jun 30th, 2007, 5:18pm
;;D

Title: Re: Latex gloves...
Post by Shedz on Jun 30th, 2007, 9:16pm
LMAO ;;D

Title: Re: Latex gloves...
Post by sandie99 on Jul 2nd, 2007, 12:01pm
;;D ;;D ;;D



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