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Title: THE HORTH WITHPERER Post by Redd on Jun 19th, 2007, 8:11pm THE HORTH WITHPERER Matt calls his buddy Marty, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. Marty asks "How will I recognize him?" That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up, and Marty asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? Marty picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"? The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Ni th mouf, can I see her tw@t"? Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's tw@t, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit. |
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Title: Re: THE HORTH WITHPERER Post by andrewjb on Jun 19th, 2007, 10:05pm [smiley=laugh.gif], [smiley=laugh.gif]. |
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Title: Re: THE HORTH WITHPERER Post by mynm156 on Jun 20th, 2007, 1:43am [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: THE HORTH WITHPERER Post by Turts on Jun 20th, 2007, 4:27pm it took me a second!!!! ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: THE HORTH WITHPERER Post by Rosybabe on Jun 22nd, 2007, 2:44pm [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: THE HORTH WITHPERER Post by kimmiedawn81 on Jun 22nd, 2007, 2:59pm Oh my gosh...that was so funny!!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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