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(Message started by: Yorky on Jun 17^th, 2007, 12:12pm)

Title: more blond jks
Post by Yorky on Jun 17^th, 2007, 12:12pm

blonde LOGIC
>
>Two blondes living in Townsville were sitting on a bench talking......
>And one blonde says to the other, "Which do
>You think is farther away..........Melbourne or the moon?"
>
>The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can
>You see Melbourne ...?????"

>CAR TROUBLE
>A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
>Mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling
>smoothly. She
>Says, "What's the story?"
>
>He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
>She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

>SPEEDING TICKET
>
>A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he
>could see her license.
>
>She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
>together. Just yesterday you take away my licence and then
>today you expect me to show it to you!"

>RIVER WALK
>There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
>another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts,
>"How can I get to the other side?"
>The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
>shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

>AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
>A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said
>that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
>"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
>
>The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and
>screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her
>knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere
>she touched made her scream.
>
>The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
>
>"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
>
>"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken"

>BLONDE ON THE SUN
>A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
>Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the
>first on the moon!"
>
>The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the
>Sun!"
>
>The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
>Heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
>Russian.
>
>To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at
>night!"

>IN A VACUUM
>A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
>She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her
>Question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your
>Name, can you hear it?"
>She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

>FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
>A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two
>New dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by
>saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said,
>"Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
>
>"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde. "They're
>watch dogs!"
>

Title: Re: more blond jks
Post by michael on Jun 20^th, 2007, 7:56am

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Title: Re: more blond jks
Post by Rosybabe on Jun 22^nd, 2007, 2:47pm

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Title: Re: more blond jks
Post by MR_FLOOR on Sep 3^rd, 2007, 6:36pm

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Title: Re: more blond jks
Post by andrewjb on Sep 4^th, 2007, 5:34am

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