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(Message started by: aubmari on May 31^st, 2007, 5:56pm)

Title: Lifesavers.....
Post by aubmari on May 31^st, 2007, 5:56pm

Lifesavers

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first
graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:

Red......................Cherry

Yellow................Lemon

Green...................Lime

Orange................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating
them, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," the teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what
your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, "Oh, my God!! Spit them out! They're ass-holes!!!

Title: Re: Lifesavers.....
Post by tanner on May 31^st, 2007, 6:01pm

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Title: Re: Lifesavers.....
Post by sandie99 on Jun 1^st, 2007, 3:12am

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Title: Re: Lifesavers.....
Post by mynm156 on Jun 2^nd, 2007, 1:22am

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Title: Re: Lifesavers.....
Post by MR_FLOOR on Jun 4^th, 2007, 10:52pm

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