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(Message started by: michael on May 29^th, 2007, 1:56pm)

Title: Golf Story
Post by michael on May 29^th, 2007, 1:56pm

A man staggered into hospital with concussion, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat. The medic asked: "What happened to you?"

He replied: "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when we both sliced our balls into a neighbouring cow field.

"We went to look for them and I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear.

"I lifted the cow's tail and, sure enough, there was a ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck up the cow's backside.

"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife: `Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that."

Title: Re: Golf Story
Post by vietvet2tours on May 29^th, 2007, 2:32pm

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Title: Re: Golf Story
Post by andrewjb on May 29^th, 2007, 11:02pm

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