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(Message started by: matman on May 24^th, 2007, 10:17am)

Title: Importance of walking
Post by matman on May 24^th, 2007, 10:17am

>Importance of Walking
>----- Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years
>old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $6,000 per month
>
>
>
>My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's
>97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
>
>
>The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy
>breathing again.
>
>I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a
>pound. Apparently you have to go there.
>
>I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what
>I'm
>doing.
>
>I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
>
>I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
>
>The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
>
>If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
>
>
>
>
> .............And last but not least,
>
> You could walk this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to
>them!

Title: Re: Importance of walking
Post by midwestbeth on May 24^th, 2007, 10:27am

Quote:

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a
pound. Apparently you have to go there.

So thats why................. ::)

Title: Re: Importance of walking
Post by tanner on May 24^th, 2007, 11:11am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif].....Tim

Title: Re: Importance of walking
Post by MR_FLOOR on May 28^th, 2007, 10:57am

:D..........Dave

Title: Re: Importance of walking
Post by sandie99 on May 30^th, 2007, 4:44am

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Title: Re: Importance of walking
Post by mynm156 on Jun 2^nd, 2007, 1:25am

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