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(Message started by: matman on May 22^nd, 2007, 1:55pm)

Title: Marital Compatibility
Post by matman on May 22^nd, 2007, 1:55pm

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it
was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and
had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old
gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical
relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.

"Well," she responds carefully, "I'd have to say I would like it infrequently."

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment.

Then looking over his glasses, looked her in the eye casually and asked,
. . . "Was that one or two words?"

Title: Re: Marital Compatibility
Post by MR_FLOOR on May 27^th, 2007, 7:44pm

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Dave

Title: Re: Marital Compatibility
Post by sandie99 on May 28^th, 2007, 4:59am

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Title: Re: Marital Compatibility
Post by mynm156 on Jun 1^st, 2007, 5:11am

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