Clusterheadaches.com Message Board


    
      
        Clusterheadaches.com Message Board
        (http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi)
      

        Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> Why I had to fire my secretary
        
(Message started by: matman on May 9^th, 2007, 3:08pm)

Title: Why I had to fire my secretary
Post by matman on May 9^th, 2007, 3:08pm

>Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that
>morning. I went downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant
>and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.
>
>As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."
>
>I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids....They will remember.
>
>My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So
>when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
>
>As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, "Good Morning Boss,
>and by the way Happy Birthday! "It felt a little better that at least someone
>had remembered.

>I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You
>know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say
>we go out to lunch, just you and me."
>
>I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
>
>We went to lunch. but we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose
>instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I
>enjoyed the meal tremendously.
>
>On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful
>day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?"
>
>I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
>
>She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."
>
>After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, " Boss, if you
>don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be
>right back."
>
>"OK," I nervously replied.
>
>She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
>carrying a huge birthday cake. followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of
>my friends and coworkers, all singing "Happy Birthday. "
>
>And I just sat there...
>
>Silently...
>
>On the couch...
>
>Naked.

Title: Re: Why I had to fire my secretary
Post by Rosybabe on May 9^th, 2007, 8:12pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Why I had to fire my secretary
Post by sandie99 on May 14^th, 2007, 3:58am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Why I had to fire my secretary
Post by rolo65 on May 19^th, 2007, 2:25pm

Great story [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Why I had to fire my secretary
Post by mynm156 on Jun 1^st, 2007, 5:12am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Why I had to fire my secretary
Post by tanner on Jun 1^st, 2007, 11:15am

ROTFLMAO [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]