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(Message started by: testy01 on May 9^th, 2007, 1:15pm)

Title: A variety
Post by testy01 on May 9^th, 2007, 1:15pm

OK, here are some.

A man was driving down a narrow, twisting mountain road. A car came toward him and the woman driving looked at him and shouted, "Pig!"
The man shouted, "Bitch!" and the drove around the next corner where he ran into a pig.

John came home early one day and found a naked man hiding in his wife's closet. "What are you doing here!" he shouted.
The naked man replied, "I'm riding a bus."
"That's a stupid thing to say!" shouted John.
"Well, it was a stupid thing to ask."

Who do so many women fake orgasms?
Because so many men fake foreplay.

A famous gynecologist lost all interest in practicing medicine and instead signed up to become an automotive mechanic. He studied hard and for his final exam was required to correctly assemble a car engine.
The doctor was surprised when he came out on top of the class. He went to ask the instructor how that had happened since a lot of guy had been doing this longer than he had. The instructor told him, "Well, I gave you 95 points because the engine ran fine when we tested it. I then gave you another 50 points for doing all the work through the muffler.

Enjoy

Jack

Title: Re: A variety
Post by sandie99 on May 14^th, 2007, 4:23am

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Title: Re: A variety
Post by MR_FLOOR on May 31^st, 2007, 12:10am

Title: Re: A variety
Post by mynm156 on Jun 2^nd, 2007, 1:23am

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