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(Message started by: minnie on Apr 18^th, 2007, 10:12am)

Title: Are you sure?
Post by minnie on Apr 18^th, 2007, 10:12am

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

"Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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Subject: Fwd: Fw: Wrong side of the bed

>
> Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers, when
>she passed two novices just leaving early morning prayers, on their way
>to classes. As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, "Good
>morning ladies."
>
>The novices replied, "Good morning, Mother Superior, may God be with you."
>
>But after they had passed, Mother Superior heard one say to the other, "I
>think she got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning."
>
>This startled Mother Superior, but she chose not to pursue the issue. A
>little further down the hall, Mother Superior passed two of the Sisters who
>had been teaching at the convent for several years.
>
>She greeted them with, "Good morning Sister Martha, Sister Jessica, may
>God give you wisdom for your students today."
>
>"Good morning, Mother Superior. Thank you, and may God be with you." But
>again, after passing, Mother Superior
>overheard, "She got out of the wrong side of bed today." Baffled, she
>started to wonder if she had spoken harshly, or with an irritated look on
>her face. She vowed to be more pleasant.
>
>Looking down the hall, Mother Superior saw retired Sister Mary approaching,
>step by step, with her walker. As Sister Mary was rather deaf, Mother
>Superior had plenty of time to arrange a pleasant smile on her face, before
>greeting Sister Mary.
>
>"Good morning, Sister Mary. I'm so happy to see you up and about. I pray
>God watches over you today, and grants you a wonderful day."
>
>"Ah, Good morning, Mother Superior, and thank you. I see you got up on the
>wrong side of bed this morning."
>
>Mother Superior was floored! "Sister Mary, what have I done wrong? I have
>tried to be pleasant, but three times already today, people have said that
>about me."
>
>Sister Mary stopped her walker, and looked Mother Superior in the face.
>"Oh, don't take it personal, Mother Superior. It's just that you're wearing
>Father Murphy's slippers.

Title: Re: Are you sure?
Post by sandie99 on Apr 25^th, 2007, 3:21am

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