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(Message started by: aubmari on Apr 4^th, 2007, 5:26pm)

Title: Lawn Mower
Post by aubmari on Apr 4^th, 2007, 5:26pm

The Broken Mower

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short
time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right, and the other is the husband.

Title: Re: Lawn Mower
Post by midwestbeth on Apr 4^th, 2007, 7:49pm

Quote:

Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

Morals to the story are so true ;;D

Title: Re: Lawn Mower
Post by burnt-toast on Apr 4^th, 2007, 8:10pm

When we moved - the fields surrounding our new house became an immediate concern of mine. My wife immediately began commenting on how nice it was to watch wildlife along the edges.

I informed my wife that I wasn't going to waste time and money cutting grass and informed her that I would cut a 10' buffer around the house and leave the rest to overgrow.

That worked for the first year but it soon became apparent that overgrowing fields are havens for rodents - and blacksnake's apparently moved in from miles around. I bought a backhoe, re-graded around the house, installed a wrap around driveway and began cutting a 20 - 30' strip around the driveway. Not good enough.

My wife insisted that the fields be cut. So I offered to buy her a tractor so that she could cut the fields. She accepted the offer and started maintaining the fields. That worked okay for about 1 month but ended when she rolled the tractor over a hilliside. I still say it was on purpose because magically she wasn't in it at the time.

So now I'm stuck maintaining fields and a tractor that I refused to waste time and money on in the first place and she gets to watch her wildlife.

Your quote is perfect.

"Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband."

Title: Re: Lawn Mower
Post by Yorky on Apr 4^th, 2007, 9:45pm

;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Lawn Mower
Post by LeLimey on Apr 6^th, 2007, 5:06am

on 04/04/07 at 17:26:23, aubmari wrote:

Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right, and the other is the husband.

That was bloody brilliant!!!

Divorce is pretty much the same except its the EX husband ;;D