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(Message started by: Yorky on Apr 2^nd, 2007, 12:29pm)

Title: how easter begun
Post by Yorky on Apr 2^nd, 2007, 12:29pm

jesus on the cross says "judas....judas "
but judas is in the crowd and cant hear him
so, judas advances through the crowd, to were he is confroted by romans.
jesus again says "judas....judas "
but still judas cant here him.
so he barges past the romans...........so they cut his arms off
jesus again says "judas....judas "
so judas sets off running towards the cross, and the romans chopped his legs off.
jesus again says "judas....judas "
so judas starts to climb the cross with his teeth.
the romans realise he cant do much so they let him
he reaches jesus and says "sorry for grassing sir"
jesus replied "shut up stupid, save my easter eggs, ill be home on sunday " ;;D (sorry i am catholic)

Title: Re: how easter begun
Post by Yorky on Apr 2^nd, 2007, 9:52pm

or did he say "you can see our house from here"