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(Message started by: cynjeep89 on Mar 30th, 2007, 9:14pm)
Title: Walmart Greeter
Post by cynjeep89 on Mar 30th, 2007, 9:14pm
A very loud, unattractive and mean woman walked into Walmart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way thru the entrance.

The Walmart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Walmart.  Nice children you have there.  Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.  The older one's 9 and the other one's 6.  Why they hell would you think they're twins?  Are you blind or just stupid?"

"I'm neither" replied the Greeter.  "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice".
Title: Re: Walmart Greeter
Post by andrewjb on Mar 31st, 2007, 3:31am
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Title: Re: Walmart Greeter
Post by Guiseppi on Mar 31st, 2007, 10:16am
Trying to decide how I can fit that line in at work and not lose my job!!!!!

Guiseppi
Title: Re: Walmart Greeter
Post by MR_FLOOR on Jun 7th, 2007, 12:56am
:D


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