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(Message started by: Melissa on Mar 30th, 2007, 2:29pm)

Title: How to speak about men and be politically correct
Post by Melissa on Mar 30th, 2007, 2:29pm
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" -
He......      "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" -
He is in.......  "FOLLICLE  REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pan ts - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE.

Title: Re: How to speak about men and be politically corr
Post by JeffB on Mar 30th, 2007, 4:54pm
Thank you, Melly! ;;D

Title: Re: How to speak about men and be politically corr
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Apr 1st, 2007, 4:41pm
Very good Mel !!!!!!!!!!!!



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