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(Message started by: burnt-toast on Mar 30^th, 2007, 9:36am)

Title: Saving G.W.
Post by burnt-toast on Mar 30^th, 2007, 9:36am

George W. Bush, out jogging one morning, trips and falls over a bridge railing and lands in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pull him out of the water. G.W. was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I would like to go to Disneyland." G.W. said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."

The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." G.W. said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

The third kid said, "I need a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!" G.W, a little perplexed asks, "Why do you need a wheelchair, you don't look like injured?"

To which the kid replies, "Yeah, not right now, but I will be when my dad finds out I helped save your ass from drowning!"

Title: Re: Saving G.W.
Post by andrewjb on Mar 31^st, 2007, 3:34am

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Title: Re: Saving G.W.
Post by mynm156 on Mar 31^st, 2007, 6:14am

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