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(Message started by: LasVegas on Mar 23^rd, 2007, 7:58pm)

Title: Saw this on craigslist & had to repost...funny
Post by LasVegas on Mar 23^rd, 2007, 7:58pm

"Ever felt like you just needed a good beating? Having a bad day and want to make it even worse? I will travel to you and kick your ass FOR FREE! You must sign a waiver releasing me from all damages (physical, mental, emotional, financial, legal, etc). If you would like, I could bring some accessories to make your beating that much more memorable.

Sure, you would remember the free ass kicking for a few weeks, but what better way to leave a lasting impression than for me to take a 2x4 upside your head? Thats a story to tell your grandkids about.

Again, this offer is for 1 free asskicking. If you would like future asskickings, I'm sure we can come to some sort of financial agreement, but for now consider this your "Get Whupped for Free!!!!" coupon. If I should happen to injure myself during the course of your beatdown, you will be responsible for 99% of my medical bills plus one free ice cream cone to help me feel better. "