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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Mar 23^rd, 2007, 1:27am)

Title: Dog Food Diet
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Mar 23^rd, 2007, 1:27am

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at K- Mart and standing in line at the check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food??

Title: Re: Dog Food Diet
Post by andrewjb on Mar 23^rd, 2007, 9:08pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Dog Food Diet
Post by MR_FLOOR on Jun 7^th, 2007, 12:59am

;;D