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(Message started by: Rosybabe on Mar 15^th, 2007, 8:14pm)

Title: this is a clean one..
Post by Rosybabe on Mar 15^th, 2007, 8:14pm

The lion KIng had been feeling sick of his stomach for awhile so he goes to the vet and the vet tells him to get on a soft diet..

The lion king order all the animals on the jungle to gather soft fruits for him to eat during his diet..

there go all the animals..the zebra brings a papaya, the jiraffe brings a peach, the cocodrile brings a banana...

but when the elefant shows up with a pecan, the lion King got very angry and order to introduce the pecan in the elefant's ass as punishment...

while the other animals are doing his order, the elefant can't stop laughing..

then the king ask him if the punishment was not hurting him and the elefant answers:

no, I am laughing because here comes the monkey with a coconut.

Title: Re: this is a clean one..
Post by andrewjb on Mar 16^th, 2007, 7:29am

[smiley=laugh.gif].