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(Message started by: burnt-toast on Mar 15^th, 2007, 7:37pm)

Title: Terrible Compulsion
Post by burnt-toast on Mar 15^th, 2007, 7:37pm

Bill worked in a pickle factory for a number of years and came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a problem.

At work he developed a terrible compulsion to stick his penis in the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he see a therapist, but Bill was too embarrassed and vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

A few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

“Oh Bill, you didn’t” she screamed.

"Yes, I did." Bill responded.

"My God, Bill, what happened?" she asked.

"I got fired." Replied bill.

"No, Bill. I mean, with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too." Replied Bill.