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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Mar 14^th, 2007, 7:55pm)

Title: The Pope's tour of New Zealand,
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Mar 14^th, 2007, 7:55pm

On a recent tour of New Zealand, the Pope took a couple of days off
from his schedule, to visit the ocean for some sightseeing.
He was cruising along the beach at the Whakatane heads in the
Popemobile, when there was a frantic commotion just off the shore.
A helpless man wearing a green and gold Aussie rugby jersey and hat
was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a five metre
shark.

As the Pope watched, horrified, a waka (canoe) swiftly arrived, with
two men wearing black and white All Black rugby jerseys.

Kora quickly chucked a harpoon into the shark's side.
Hohepa reached out and pulled the mauled, bleeding and semiconscious
Aussie from the water. Then, using long clubs, Kora and Hohepa beat the
shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach.

"I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them.
"I heard that there was some bitter hatred between New Zealand and Australia, but now I have seen with my own eyes that is not true."

As the Pope drove off, Kora asked Hohepa "Who the bloody hell was
that, bro?"

"That was the Pope mate," Hohepa replied. "He's in direct contact
with God, bro, and has access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well," Kora said "he may have access to God's wisdom but the prick
don't know Jack Sh1t about shark fishing - is the bait holding
up okay or do we need to get another one?"

Title: Re: The Pope's tour of New Zealand,
Post by andrewjb on Mar 15^th, 2007, 1:04am

[smiley=laugh.gif].