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(Message started by: taraann on Mar 12^th, 2007, 4:24pm)

Title: 3 women in a sauna
Post by taraann on Mar 12^th, 2007, 4:24pm

3 WOMEN IN A SAUNA:

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR
CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED
AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP
UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN
MY HAND."

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END?

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!

Title: Re: 3 women in a sauna
Post by andrewjb on Mar 12^th, 2007, 10:10pm

;;D.

Title: Re: 3 women in a sauna
Post by Rosybabe on Mar 15^th, 2007, 8:02pm

pretty good!! ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]