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(Message started by: JeffB on Mar 8^th, 2007, 7:00pm)

Title: Great way to lose weight
Post by JeffB on Mar 8^th, 2007, 7:00pm

Calories Burned During Sex:
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent...........................................12 Calories
Without her consent............................2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands....................................... 8 Calories
With one hand...........................................12 Calories
With your teeth..................................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.............................................6 Calories
Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary....................................................12 Calories
69 lying down.............................................78 Calories
69 standing up........................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow.............................................216 Calories
Donkey Punch..........................................299 Calories
Doggy Style..............................................326 Calories
Italian Chandelier............................2,912 Calories
Inverted Gyro Copter..................3,892 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real.................................................112 Calories
Fake...........................................1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging..................................................................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.............................................................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years..........................................36 Calories
30-39 years..........................................80 Calories
40-49 years........................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories
60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories
70 and over....................................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly...........................................................32 Calories
In a hurry..................................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories

Results may vary

Title: Re: Great way to lose weight
Post by tanner on Mar 8^th, 2007, 7:56pm

Jeff, NCal is just not gonna be the same without you ;;D

Their loss is our gain..........I think ;)....Tim

Title: Re: Great way to lose weight
Post by andrewjb on Mar 8^th, 2007, 8:05pm

;;D.