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(Message started by: Yorky on Mar 2^nd, 2007, 12:04pm)

Title: buy a husband
Post by Yorky on Mar 2^nd, 2007, 12:04pm

THE HUSBAND STORE
A brand new store, which sells husbands, has recently opened in New York City.
When women go to choose a husband they have to follow the instructions at the entrance.:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increases as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to The Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads
Floor 1. These men have jobs. She goes on up.
Floor 2 sign reads. These men have jobs and love kids.
Floor 3 sign reads. These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. 'Wow' she thinks, I can hardly stand this' buts keeps going.
Floor 4 sign reads. These men have good jobs, love kids, are drop-dead handsome, and help with the house-work.
'I can hardly contain myself' she thinks but goes up.
5th floor sign reads. These men have good jobs, love kids, are drop-dead handsome, help with the house-work and have a strong romantic streak.
She is tempted to stay but goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads.
Floor 6. You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the stores' owner opens a 'New Wives' store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives who love sex and have money.

The 3rd to 6th floors have never been visited.

Title: Re: buy a husband
Post by sandie99 on Mar 2^nd, 2007, 2:22pm

floor 5 would have been enough for me! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: buy a husband
Post by MR_FLOOR on Jun 7^th, 2007, 1:02am

;;D