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Title: Three tortoises Post by Barry_T_Coles on Feb 19th, 2007, 8:46pm Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy decided to go on a picnic. Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten kilometres way, so it takes them ten days to get there. When they get there Mick unpacks the sandwiches and beer. "Ok Roy, give me the bottle opener". "I didn't bring it" says Roy. "I thought you packed it." Mick get worried and turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally, Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck 10 kilometres from home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it, but he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not heat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer, so they take out a sandwich each and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts "I KNEW IT...............I'M NOT F*CKING GOING!!" |
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Title: Re: Three tortoises Post by kimmiedawn81 on Feb 19th, 2007, 8:52pm [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Oh my gosh, that was so funny! |
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Title: Re: Three tortoises Post by andrewjb on Feb 20th, 2007, 10:08pm :o. [smiley=laugh.gif]. |
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Title: Re: Three tortoises Post by sandie99 on Feb 21st, 2007, 4:22am [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Three tortoises Post by zwibbs/Scott on Feb 21st, 2007, 5:42am [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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