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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Feb 19^th, 2007, 8:09pm)

Title: leavin home
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Feb 19^th, 2007, 8:09pm

For his birthday Little Matt asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw Little Matt heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Matt told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no f**king bike!"

Title: Re: leavin home
Post by andrewjb on Feb 19^th, 2007, 8:31pm

[smiley=laugh.gif].

Title: Re: leavin home
Post by sandie99 on Feb 21^st, 2007, 4:23am

[smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D