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(Message started by: JeffB on Feb 14^th, 2007, 6:04pm)

Title: Here's a few.
Post by JeffB on Feb 14^th, 2007, 6:04pm

Q. What do you call a herd of cows masterbating?
A. Beef Strokin' off.

Q. What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
A. An elephant with diarrhea.

Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. He wiped his a$$.

This ones for Guiseppi

Q.Whats the only animal with an a$$hole in the middle of it's back?
A. A police horse.

Title: Re: Here's a few.
Post by LeLimey on Feb 15^th, 2007, 3:47am

And here's some jokes for JeffB ;;D

What's the difference between JeffB and a parrot?
You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.

What do you call a woman that works like JeffB??
A lazy bitch.

What's the difference between JeffB and a cow?
One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!

How do you save JeffB from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

There you go Jeff! ;;D

Title: Re: Here's a few.
Post by JeffB on Feb 15^th, 2007, 10:58am

Brutal! ;;D

Title: Re: Here's a few.
Post by LeLimey on Feb 15^th, 2007, 11:15am

I went easy on you sunshine AND you know it!!! :P