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(Message started by: LeLimey on Feb 13^th, 2007, 11:30am)

Title: Wedding Humour
Post by LeLimey on Feb 13^th, 2007, 11:30am

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching.
Nothing could dampen her excitement.

Her mother, who had recently gone through a nasty divorce had just found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress!

Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused.
"Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

That weekend, Jen and her Mum went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother,
"Aren't you going to return the other dress?
"You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied,
"Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding!"

NOW I ASK YOU; IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?

Title: Re: Wedding Humour
Post by roy21302 on Feb 13^th, 2007, 3:02pm

EVIL, WICKED, MEAN & NASTY ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D
Really good thinking ::)

Title: Re: Wedding Humour
Post by mynm156 on Feb 13^th, 2007, 4:27pm

U ROCK BABY!!! Lots of Love and Vibes

Howard

Title: Re: Wedding Humour
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Feb 13^th, 2007, 5:45pm

Wouldn’t you just love to see the expression on the face of the second wife.
http://bestsmileys.com/doh/2.gif http://bestsmileys.com/exploding/1.gif http://bestsmileys.com/fainting/1.gif

Title: Re: Wedding Humour
Post by sandie99 on Feb 14^th, 2007, 2:46am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Wedding Humour
Post by duckie on Feb 14^th, 2007, 4:20am

Never mess with a woman scorned!!! ;;D

Title: Re: Wedding Humour
Post by Redd715 on Feb 14^th, 2007, 9:55am

Revenge is a dish best served cold...

and it doesn't get much colder than this...I LOVE IT!

Title: Re: Wedding Humour
Post by MR_FLOOR on Jun 7^th, 2007, 1:07am

;;D ;;D