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(Message started by: cynjeep89 on Feb 6^th, 2007, 6:27pm)

Title: Never Touch The ATR/Men Never Listen
Post by cynjeep89 on Feb 6^th, 2007, 6:27pm

In a hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's room but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament. "Sir", she said. "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall".

It sounded like a good deal so he did what he needed to do and as he sat there he noticed the buttons. Each button was identified by the letters: WW, WA, PP and a red one labeled ATR. "Who would know if he touched them?" the man wondered.

He couldn't resist. He pushed the WW button. Warm water was gently sprayed upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's rooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom addding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies room was more than a restroom....it was tender, loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he was sure would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew, he opened his eyes only to find that he was in a hospital bed with a nurse staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button".

The nurse replied, "The ATR button is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow".

Title: Re: Never Touch The ATR/Men Never Listen
Post by gore2424 on Feb 6^th, 2007, 8:12pm

ouch

Title: Re: Never Touch The ATR/Men Never Listen
Post by andrewjb on Feb 7^th, 2007, 6:58am

:o.

Title: Re: Never Touch The ATR/Men Never Listen
Post by sandie99 on Feb 8^th, 2007, 5:13am

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Title: Re: Never Touch The ATR/Men Never Listen
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Feb 11^th, 2007, 5:38pm

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