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Title: Actual News Headlines in 2006....... Post by Barry_T_Coles on Feb 4th, 2007, 6:44pm THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006: Crack Found on Governor's Daughter Imagine that! Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? Whaaat?? Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos! Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile You think?! Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! Kids Make Nutritious Snacks They taste like chicken? Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! Hospitals are Sued by7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that sign right? |
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Title: Re: Actual News Headlines in 2006....... Post by sandie99 on Feb 5th, 2007, 9:18am Oh my goodness... ;;D As a journalism student I know that mistakes are made, but somehow it is so comforting (and funny) when someone else makes them! ;;D Sanna (who hopes that when it's her time to write headlines full-time she will be able to avoid similar mistakes) |
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Title: Re: Actual News Headlines in 2006....... Post by tanner on Feb 5th, 2007, 11:20am Barry, those are hilarious.....especially because they are true ;;D ...........Tim |
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