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(Message started by: davyp on Feb 2^nd, 2007, 7:20pm)

Title: Mr. Common Sense
Post by davyp on Feb 2^nd, 2007, 7:20pm

Mr. Common Sense

Mr. Sense had been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable Parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge financial settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on; if not, join the majority and do nothing.

Title: Re: Mr. Common Sense
Post by LeLimey on Feb 3^rd, 2007, 6:10am

Sadly too true - :-/

Title: Re: Mr. Common Sense
Post by BrianJ on Feb 4^th, 2007, 9:37am

I like this post everyone should be made to read it sadly it is all true

Title: Re: Mr. Common Sense
Post by sandie99 on Feb 5^th, 2007, 9:22am

Good post!

Sanna

Title: Re: Mr. Common Sense
Post by tanner on Feb 5^th, 2007, 11:16am

Dape, I don't want to mess with your post, but I would really like to see it copied to the General Board!!!

This message is too important for the Funnies.

Hope you are well my friend :)......Tim

Title: Re: Mr. Common Sense
Post by midwestbeth on Feb 5^th, 2007, 2:47pm

So sad :'( and so true [smiley=huh.gif]

I agree with Tanner, this message is too important for the funny pages.

Beth

Title: Re: Mr. Common Sense
Post by seasonalboomer on Feb 5^th, 2007, 2:52pm

His only survivor is a European cousin, Aintgotalicka.

Title: Re: Mr. Common Sense
Post by davyp on Feb 5^th, 2007, 3:18pm

Copied to the general board as requested :)