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(Message started by: no-one on Feb 2^nd, 2007, 6:58am)

Title: true descriptions of zodiac signs
Post by no-one on Feb 2^nd, 2007, 6:58am

>.:VIRGO:. The Virgin
>
>Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in
>bed. Always wants the last word.
>Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud.
>Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight.
>Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.
> .
>
>.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
>
>Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic.
>Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get
>what they want. Sexy.
>Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative.
>The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.
>
>.:LIBRA:. The Cutie
>
>Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is
>one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most
>caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing

>in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up
>crying... the most irresistible.

>.:ARIES:. The Liar
>
>Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take
>you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy.

>Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed.
>
>
>.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
>
>Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind.
>Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic.
>Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock
>your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!
>
>
>.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes
>
>Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a
>fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy.
>Always happy.
>Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a
>beautiful smile. Generous. Strong.
>ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
>
>.:LEO:. The Lion in bed
>
>Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun.
>Is really good at.... Great kisser.
>Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves
>being in long relationships.
>Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. .
>
>
>.:CANCER:. The lame lover
>
>MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one

>of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet!
>Entirely creative.
>Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great telling
>stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your

>lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
>
>
>
>
>.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass
>
>Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very
>high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep.

>Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good
>way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner
>for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular.
>Silly, fun and sweet.
>
>.:CAPRICORN The passionate Lover
>
>Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy.
>Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long
>relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR
>the BEST in BED.
>Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.
>Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never
>forget. Smart.
>
>.:TAURUS The Tramp
>
>Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long
>relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely
>outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of
>need.
>Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality.
>Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of
>a kind. Not one to #### with.
>Are the most sexiest people on earth!
>
>
>.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one
>
>Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when
>found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love
>to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to
>everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind.
>Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you

>will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the
>kind of person you wanna #### with