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(Message started by: mynm156 on Jan 31^st, 2007, 9:11pm)

Title: The man of the house
Post by mynm156 on Jan 31^st, 2007, 9:11pm

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess."

Title: Re: The man of the house
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jan 31^st, 2007, 10:07pm

I like her attitude!!!! ;;D

Title: Re: The man of the house
Post by sandie99 on Feb 1^st, 2007, 6:20am

on 01/31/07 at 22:07:21, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:

I like her attitude!!!! ;;D

;;D ;;D ;;D
So do I... ;)