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(Message started by: zwibbs/Scott on Jan 29^th, 2007, 4:54am)

Title: Saddam's Obituary
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jan 29^th, 2007, 4:54am

All the obits written about Saddam were incomplete. All left out a complete
listing of all his surviving sons and daughters, a corrected paragraph
follows.

He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15 sons: Sooflay, a restauranteur; Guday, who lives in Australia; Huray, a sports
fanatic; Sashay, who is gay; Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in Africa;
Sayhay, a baseball player; Ojay, a stalker and murderer; Gulay, a singer and
entertainer; Ebay, an internet entrepreneur; Biliray, a country music star;
Ecksray, a radiologist; Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders; Raygay,
who lives in Jamaica; and Tupay, who is bald.

And by seven daughters:
Lattay, a coffee-shop owner; Bufay, a big eater; Dushay, owner of a
feminine-care-products company; Phayray, an actress; Sapheway, a grocery
store owner; Ollay, who lives in Mexico; and Gudlay, a prostitute.

There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyvay, but he has been disowned
by the family

Title: Re: Saddam's Obituary
Post by jimmers on Jan 29^th, 2007, 7:51am

Touche, or is that twoshay ;;D

Jimmers

Title: Re: Saddam's Obituary
Post by sandie99 on Jan 31^st, 2007, 5:41am

;;D