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(Message started by: vietvet2tours on Jan 28^th, 2007, 12:02pm)

Title: Ole
Post by vietvet2tours on Jan 28^th, 2007, 12:02pm

Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk cow and
hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be
'North Dakota' for the non-Scandanavians out there).

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and takes a look at the cow.
Then he reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the
teat ans pulls ..... the cow farts.

Ole pauses, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and reaches
under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat and pulls ... and
the cow farts again.

Milk does come out however, so after a brief negotiation with the
cow's current owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and take it home.

When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven,
and says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust
bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."

Sven reaches under, pulls the teat - and the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota,
didn't yah?" Ole is surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his
trip and replies, "Yah, dats right, but how did you know?"

Sven says, "My vife is from Nordakota"

Title: Re: Ole
Post by andrewjb on Jan 28^th, 2007, 5:02pm

;;D.