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(Message started by: zwibbs/Scott on Jan 27^th, 2007, 6:47am)

Title: 2007
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jan 27^th, 2007, 6:47am

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
>
> 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
>
> 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
>
> 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
>
> 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
>
> 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
> that they don't have e-mail addresses.
>
> 6. You pull up in your own drive way and use your cell phone to see
if

> anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
>
> 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
> screen.
>
> 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
> the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for
> panic and you turn around to go and get it.
>
> 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
> coffee.
>
> 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
>
> 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
>
> 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
this

> message.
>
> 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
>
> 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
> this list.
>
> AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
>
> Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to.

Title: Re: 2007
Post by artonio7 on Jan 27^th, 2007, 11:49am

on 01/27/07 at 06:47:32, zwibbs/Scott wrote:

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

NEVER!!!!!!!!

That's a good one!

Title: Re: 2007
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jan 28^th, 2007, 4:09am

No coffee = No brain function = no online. ;;D

Title: Re: 2007
Post by sandie99 on Jan 31^st, 2007, 5:50am

Good one! [smiley=laugh.gif]
I did not notice that 9 was missing... ;) and I was thinking who I might send it... ;;D