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(Message started by: Pellsey on Jan 23^rd, 2007, 8:29am)

Title: Good form
Post by Pellsey on Jan 23^rd, 2007, 8:29am

Three race horses are all sitting at a table at the local pub having a beer and a chat when one of the horses says to the others, "You know, yesterday when I won my race I got this really warm rush of air up my bum as I crossed the finish line. It felt really good."

Another thoroughbred pipes up and admits "I'm the same mate. Doesn't matter if I come first or last but when I cross the finish line I get the warm rush of air too. Every single time. I use it to let me know the race is over."

The last, and eldsest of the horses says "I've got no idea what either of you are talking about. I've never felt any warm rush of air up my ass at any stage in any of my races and i've had more races than both of you put together."

Just at that moment a Greyhound comes walking past and butts in to their conversation, "Excuse me fellas" says the Greyhound. "I couldn't help over hearing your conversatoin but i'm a racing dog, and every time i cross a finish line, doesn't matter what track i'm racing at, i get a warm sensation up my ass too."

The three horses look at each other dumb struck. "Holy shit" says one of the horses, "a talking dog"

Title: Re: Good form
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jan 23^rd, 2007, 6:49pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Good form
Post by sandie99 on Jan 24^th, 2007, 6:00am

;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Good form
Post by andrewjb on Jan 24^th, 2007, 6:08am

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