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(Message started by: artonio7 on Jan 22^nd, 2007, 11:50pm)

Title: Men happier than women?
Post by artonio7 on Jan 22^nd, 2007, 11:50pm

Are Men Happier Than Women?

Here are some reasons, maybe, why we are:

1. We keep our last name.

2. The garage is all ours.

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

4. Chocolate is just another snack.

5. We can be president.

6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.

8. The world is our urinal.

9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

10. Same work, more pay.

11. Wrinkles add character.

12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.

14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.

16. One mood, ALL the time.

17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

18. We know stuff about tanks.

19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

20. We can open all our own jars.

21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.

23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

24. Everything on our face stays its original color.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

27. We almost never have strap problems in public.

28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.

29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.

30. We don't have to shave below our neck.

31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.

32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.

34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

with warm regards,
Tony

Title: Re: Men happier than women?
Post by LeLimey on Jan 23^rd, 2007, 3:40am

36. Stupid is as stupid does ;;D

Ahhhh Tony - and you were doing so well too! You've made "the list" little boy, abandon hope from this point on!

Title: Re: Men happier than women?
Post by taraann on Jan 23^rd, 2007, 8:29am

hah.......but a man will never ever truly appreciate the joy of motherhood..... well whatever ya know what I mean

Title: Re: Men happier than women?
Post by andrewjb on Jan 24^th, 2007, 6:21am

;;D. 9, 11, 22, 33. are my favourite. ah, 29, 14, 28 and 18. great. andrew

Title: Re: Men happier than women?
Post by MR_FLOOR on Jun 7^th, 2007, 1:14am

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