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Title: Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006 Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jan 22nd, 2007, 4:54pm John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night " She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary. " She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." |
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Title: Re: Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006 Post by andrewjb on Jan 22nd, 2007, 9:52pm [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006 Post by roy21302 on Jan 23rd, 2007, 2:30pm [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006 Post by brewcrew on Jan 23rd, 2007, 5:27pm An Irishman walked past a bar. Hey, it COULD happen. |
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Title: Re: Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006 Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jan 23rd, 2007, 6:10pm on 01/23/07 at 17:27:42, brewcrew wrote:
And I saw a bovine dancing on the moon last night. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006 Post by artonio7 on Jan 23rd, 2007, 6:19pm on 01/23/07 at 18:10:37, Barry_T_Coles wrote:
That wasn't a Bovine that was me. ;;D with warm regards, Tony |
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Title: Re: Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006 Post by sandie99 on Jan 24th, 2007, 6:01am [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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