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(Message started by: Pellsey on Jan 22^nd, 2007, 7:26am)

Title: An Aussie joke
Post by Pellsey on Jan 22^nd, 2007, 7:26am

G'day, don't know how clean we're supposed to keep these joke but as long as they're funny I guess it'll be ok??? I figure a joke isn't much fun unless it's a bit crude anyway, so here's one I heard ages ago.

Not for the kiddies

An Australian, A New Zealander and an English man are all sitting in a pub having a chat when as usual the talk turns to sex. "When I'm giving my wife a rogering we go for an hour and a half and when she reaches her climax she raises a clear two inches off the bed. Quite unbelievable" says the English man.

"Two inches you say?" says the New Zealander. "When i'm giving my missus a seeing to we go for three hours non-stop and when she finally orgasms she raises a clear six inches off the bed. Half a foot i'm telling ya, it's sweet".

The Aussie takes a sip of his beer and says "Fellas, you've both got nothin. Two inches? Ha, Six inches? Ha. When I root my missus I give it about five minutes, blow me load on her stomach, get up, wipe me dick on the curtain, grab a beer and get back to the cricket on TV. Christ, my missus hits the fucken roof

Title: Re: An Aussie joke
Post by sandie99 on Jan 22^nd, 2007, 11:51am

;;D

Title: Re: An Aussie joke
Post by LeLimey on Jan 22^nd, 2007, 1:43pm

Women everywhere are marking your card Pellsey

You can't hide either 'cos if you try and draw the curtains you'll snap 'em you filthy brute ;;D

Title: Re: An Aussie joke
Post by andrewjb on Jan 22^nd, 2007, 9:44pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: An Aussie joke
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jan 23^rd, 2007, 6:53pm

For 2 days I have been trying to think of a smart arse remark to that joke but I can’t so http://bestsmileys.com/clapping/1.gif