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(Message started by: tanner on Jan 19^th, 2007, 3:33pm)

Title: Chronology of Love
Post by tanner on Jan 19^th, 2007, 3:33pm

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
decided I needed A passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became So dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

Title: Re: Chronology of Love
Post by JeffB on Jan 19^th, 2007, 3:35pm

So true! ;;D

Title: Re: Chronology of Love
Post by andrewjb on Jan 19^th, 2007, 8:44pm

:). as my father said, "if you only have girl problems, you have no problems".

Title: Re: Chronology of Love
Post by Yorky on Jan 21^st, 2007, 9:38am

;;D

Title: Re: Chronology of Love
Post by MR_FLOOR on Jun 7^th, 2007, 1:16am

;;D